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Hey im Shawn - I live in hamilton now - by the escarpment - on my own - come visit me and say hi! - I am aurrently working for Cogeco Cable - and no I can not give you free cable. I'm an audio fag and I got a shitload of songs. Go check them out!

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I WILL REVIEW YOUR AUDIO BUT ONLY IF YOU DON'T SUCK

Posted by Chronamut Aug. 31, 2009 @ 11:58 PM EDT

then I won't. Lol. How generous of me. You know you want my review.

in case it wasn't obvious that was fake elitism.

Basically I am bored and you all bug me to review your little tunes neways - might as well condense it all into one place so I can tackle it all when I feel like it - instead of spottily when I don't :P

*NOTE* I will not review songs that you pm me with - this is also a means to unclutter my inbox.

also if you've never listened to my songs - don't be a dick plug your stuff and then leave - review a song or two or I might just decide that you suck and not review you :P - and if you do review a couple lemme know which ones - I'll prolly find them neways - just.. takes up less time for me.

Reviewed so far (all songs)

sicjes
Bell45
PuffballsUnited
Zombiffix
blackduckie
Sairex

Updated: 09/25/09 10:49 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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61 Comments

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:02 AM FrozenFire says:

I want you to review my album, it's called Shit Cavern and the Wonderful Tits of Blore.

It's Hardcore techno/Classical

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:07 AM Chronamut responds:

YOU HAVE NO AUDIO - NOW SHOO! :p

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:10 AM SineRider says:

Sorry I suck

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:47 AM Chronamut responds:

AWAY WITH YOU SUCKEE! :p

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:13 AM loansindi says:

lol lame unfinished track

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/261812

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:37 PM Chronamut responds:

reviewed

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:18 AM Bell45 says:

eh if you want i got 2 VA samples on my profile go and see if ya want

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:58 AM Chronamut responds:

I will check them out - VA i judge on convincability and quality of sound :)

reviewed

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 7:55 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:24 AM Eammy says:

You will review my audio but only if i don't 'suck' then you won't?

So if the audio doesn't 'suck', then you won't review it.

Therefore, I must create audio that 'sucks', so you can review it, right?

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:48 AM Chronamut responds:

no if the audio sucks then I won't review it - so making sucky audio will make me ignore you :P

reviewed one of them - but since you didnt put much effort into the other I didn't feel like putting much effort into reviewing :)

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 8:13 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:59 AM PuffballsUnited says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/215748
Any advice would be much appreciated, as I'm still learning.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 8:21 PM Chronamut responds:

reviewed - as well as your other songs :)

Sep. 1, 2009 | 1:01 AM Zombiffix says:

Well I guess you'll be the one to tell me

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:57 AM Chronamut responds:

I guess I will :)

and so I did - reviewed all your songs :)

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 9:59 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 1:48 AM blackduckie says:

lol k. I need to submit again soon...
Review my art as well plahz. :D

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:49 AM Chronamut responds:

only if you review mine ;) ;)

oi that took forever - reviewed all your art - reviewed all your audio.

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 10:55 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 2:33 AM Soren145 says:

Someone sounds a little full of themselves eh?

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:49 AM Chronamut responds:

nah ive been here long enuff to earn it ;)

Sep. 1, 2009 | 3:32 AM Sairex says:

Do you review voice acting too?

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:51 AM Chronamut responds:

I suppose :P

aand that's all of them :)

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 11:04 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 3:33 AM Renegade-Hamster says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Could this guy be any more up himself?

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:52 AM Chronamut responds:

you obviously don't know me to be making that statesment :)

Sep. 1, 2009 | 3:55 AM Girls4You says:

Yo RenegadeHamster STFU!

Hey Chrono what type of music do you like? I might give you my alt :)

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:57 AM Chronamut responds:

I like pretty much anything except dnb and hip-hop - I will list those songs under "suck" for the most part :P

Sep. 1, 2009 | 4:05 AM ZENON says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/263220

Plz?
<3

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:57 AM Chronamut responds:

a request from ZENON???

wow..

alright sure man :P

gave you my honest review man.

Updated: Sep. 1, 2009, 11:10 PM

Sep. 1, 2009 | 7:23 AM Kibester says:

Please do, http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/210709
its my first song

Sep. 1, 2009 | 10:25 AM Nav says:

My audio sucks too much for you.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:56 AM Chronamut responds:

you are so right :P

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:31 AM Sairex says:

Ok then, review this please http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/254116

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:03 PM Chronamut responds:

allllready did :)

Sep. 1, 2009 | 12:56 PM Sunrie says:

Yeah, it's annoying when people you don't know keep randomly asking for you to "up their songs/animations". My voting power isn't there to be used for your convenience.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 1:12 PM Chronamut responds:

noone's is anymore - we've all been voted down to a very thin voting up and downage..

Sep. 1, 2009 | 2:29 PM LaForge says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/263431

It's unfinished, but it still doesn't suck. Needs drums.

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:17 PM Chronamut responds:

reviewed

Sep. 1, 2009 | 5:53 PM CelestOrion says:

Bah, why not. I'll review one of yours afterwards, to make it fair.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/269139

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:20 PM Chronamut responds:

reviewed

and you BETTER >:(

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:07 PM rome-lherison says:

penis. i love you

Sep. 1, 2009 | 11:20 PM Chronamut responds:

aww how cute :P

Sep. 2, 2009 | 12:26 AM Fauster says:

I don't suck do I? Or I bet you want me too.........

> . >

Sep. 2, 2009 | 11:33 PM Chronamut responds:

perhaps..

and IS MY REVIEW NOT GOOD ENUFF TO RESPOND TO??? >:(

Sep. 2, 2009 | 10:28 PM blackduckie says:

Review your art, or audio, or both?

Sep. 2, 2009 | 11:28 PM Chronamut responds:

both of course - all of it ;P

Sep. 2, 2009 | 11:16 PM FunkmasterCatking says:

MAIBY I CAN HAZ A REVUW ON MAI NEUW SUBMISHUN, PLZ?

By the way, one of your Aphopysis pictures is actually my background at the moment.

SWEEEEET.

Sep. 2, 2009 | 11:29 PM Chronamut responds:

sweeeeet :P

and perhaps you cans - but no cheezburger.

aand done :P

Updated: Sep. 2, 2009, 11:33 PM

Sep. 3, 2009 | 4:25 AM blackduckie says:

I may just chicken out. There's something a bit intimidating about 284 AUDIO SUBMISSIONS and 71 ART SUBMISSIONS as opposed to my 19 songs and 4 arts.

I... I should have knowwwn...

Sep. 3, 2009 | 8:29 AM Chronamut responds:

lol at least do some of them :P

Sep. 3, 2009 | 1:39 PM KingKeberos says:

Your Inbox appears to be full again.

Perhaps due to this offer to review people's songs? :P

Sep. 4, 2009 | 12:32 AM Chronamut responds:

no I just have a shitload of pm's that I always get..

Sep. 3, 2009 | 3:26 PM HalcyonicFalconX says:

Hi Chron! Could I ask you to leave me some reviews? ^.^

I'd really appreciate it! That and... I'll send you lots of... err... >__>;;; beer?

Sep. 4, 2009 | 12:32 AM Chronamut responds:

ohh I'll be requiring more than beer from you :P

Sep. 3, 2009 | 3:49 PM LaForge says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/238502

It's a sweet piano piece I made a while back.

Sep. 4, 2009 | 12:34 AM Chronamut responds:

reviewed :)

Sep. 4, 2009 | 4:34 PM K-A-Studios says:

Hello matty can you review my only one audio event if i used some eurogate preset :p

Sep. 5, 2009 | 8:14 PM Chronamut responds:

err my names not matty..

reviewed.

Updated: Sep. 5, 2009, 8:17 PM

Sep. 5, 2009 | 2:43 PM SBB says:

you aren't done with mine yet... then again I'm not sure if I responded to all of those you did write... nevermind

Sep. 5, 2009 | 8:14 PM Chronamut responds:

I could argue that you arne't done with mine as well :P

make me a mod and we shall see - oh wait newgrounds hates me -.-

Sep. 12, 2009 | 3:09 AM Trash-Man-1 says:

Hi there, please review my latest track.

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/271573

And if you like it, please review my other tracks.

I'm open to all criticism, however if it seems biased I will ignore it.

Sep. 13, 2009 | 4:45 PM JeremieCompNerd says:

Hey, did a new batch of old songs last night, and I noticed your recent art... I can't seem to find the help menu on Apophysis though. Any tips for a beginner who apparently didn't download the manual? Tell me something worthwhile and I'll do another 10 songs tomorrow. :)

Sep. 14, 2009 | 8:02 AM Chronamut responds:

there is no help menu in apophysis :)

click the button with all the little coloured triangles on it - that's your work station in apophysis - delete all the triangles so you're left with the pink one - and set all values to zero. then save this as a set and call it like.. new or something. Then always work off of this file. Basically you add triangles- distort them - add values to the pattern generators - like julian, spiral, etc.. overlap them, create patterns etc - you'll get a feel for it eventually :O)

Sep. 15, 2009 | 3:16 AM the-aenigma says:

After listening to your audio and leaving reviews on a few of yours over the past several years, is it my turn to get one yet? I mean, maybe they sound weird, and may suck to some, but since you're being generous...heh-heh!

Sep. 15, 2009 | 10:39 AM Chronamut responds:

I'll see what I can do :P

reviewed all your songs - be warned though - I stayed honest to how I felt when I listened to them.

Updated: Sep. 17, 2009, 2:07 AM

Sep. 15, 2009 | 6:14 PM DrClay says:

Try me, you can pick any of them (expect the first 8 I made)

Sep. 16, 2009 | 11:16 AM Chronamut responds:

I think you mean except - but I will check them out :)

reviewed your latest 2.

Updated: Sep. 17, 2009, 2:11 AM

Sep. 16, 2009 | 9:01 PM cHunter says:

Review my songs or you're gay...errr...I mean review my songs or you're...straight?

fuck

Sep. 17, 2009 | 2:11 AM Chronamut responds:

review MY songs or you're gay! > :(

reviewed your latest 2.

Updated: Sep. 17, 2009, 2:15 AM

Sep. 17, 2009 | 11:20 AM RyanTime2 says:

I don't suck. Right?

Sep. 18, 2009 | 8:26 AM Chronamut responds:

We'll see about that :P

reviewed a few :)

Updated: Sep. 18, 2009, 8:41 AM

Sep. 20, 2009 | 5:30 PM Assios says:

Could you review this one please? ;)

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/272977

Sep. 21, 2009 | 11:51 PM Chronamut responds:

done.

Sep. 21, 2009 | 10:11 PM Zombiffix says:

Hey! Check out my new music! :)

Sep. 22, 2009 | 12:20 AM Chronamut responds:

done.

Sep. 23, 2009 | 3:40 AM MixMasterProxy says:

Would you mind Reviewing my Song Alone, Please and Thank you :)

Sep. 25, 2009 | 9:31 AM Chronamut responds:

done.

Sep. 24, 2009 | 11:13 AM Gloudas says:

I would very much like to hear your opinions on either one of these songs. It'd be greatly appreciated.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/211144
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/161127

If you'd like me to review anything of yours, hit me with a link :D

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:44 AM Chronamut responds:

done.

go review my last 2 songs :P

and maybe the ones linked in my last one as well that are from 2004 and 2003 :)

Sep. 24, 2009 | 7:29 PM Rezie says:

Review me until your balls drop from sweating by typing really long reviews on my song =D

Sep. 25, 2009 | 9:33 AM Chronamut responds:

ya? I'll do that - but only if you review every single one of my songs FIRST!

with meaningful reviews - and not just copy paste ones :P

im not subjecting myself to that much commercial trance without a heavy heavy cost on your part dude.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 11:10 AM Rezie says:

hmm.... well tonight I'd be staying up all night so I could try and to a lot of it then =D

Sep. 25, 2009 | 1:32 PM Chronamut responds:

all or nothing ;)

Sep. 26, 2009 | 9:34 AM Box-Killa says:

lol do i suck? http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/274547

Sep. 27, 2009 | 4:50 PM Chronamut responds:

lol reviewed - you bug me for every new song you submit tho..

Sep. 29, 2009 | 2:02 PM Bjra says:

me me me *raises hand*

Sep. 30, 2009 | 8:54 PM Chronamut responds:

u huh.

Sep. 29, 2009 | 2:02 PM Bjra says:

posting for reviews felt so dirty

Sep. 30, 2009 | 8:54 PM Chronamut responds:

you never told me what you wanted reviewed.

Sep. 29, 2009 | 9:44 PM danicos says:

"*NOTE*"

I get a lot of thse, but not many comment me!

Sep. 30, 2009 | 8:54 PM Chronamut responds:

well tell me what you want commented on.

Oct. 2, 2009 | 5:40 AM Kirbyfemur says:

I just have a question, do you have any original tracks, or are all of your songs remakes of originals? If not that's fine, i was just wondering, since looking through you're rather monstrous list of songs might take me a while to find that one out, sorry for my laziness.

Oct. 2, 2009 | 10:10 AM Chronamut responds:

naw I got at least 50 originals :)

Oct. 3, 2009 | 12:18 AM Kirbyfemur says:

In response to:
naw I got at least 50 originals :)

Ah alrighty, i'll have to check some of them out.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 6:00 PM Chronamut responds:

you do that :)

Oct. 3, 2009 | 4:24 AM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

sure if u would just this one. :)

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/277098

Oct. 3, 2009 | 6:16 PM Chronamut responds:

done :)

Oct. 4, 2009 | 3:08 PM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

Thanks there bud.

Oct. 4, 2009 | 11:13 PM Chronamut responds:

not a problem man :)

Oct. 7, 2009 | 1:06 AM vanguard182 says:

my name is vanguard and i clicked your damn sig

Oct. 8, 2009 | 8:26 AM Chronamut responds:

you did! :P

Oct. 13, 2009 | 6:18 PM Bad-Man-Incorporated says:

Put your elvish ears here, plox:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/267823.

Your art is awesome.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 12:52 AM Chronamut responds:

responded!

and thanks hunny bunny - now go review more of my art <3

Nov. 4, 2009 | 3:54 PM TurtleKirby101 says:

Your art contains photos. That isn't allowed. Just saying.

Nov. 4, 2009 | 6:03 PM Chronamut responds:

photos are allowed if it is of your own "artwork" stuff. Says so right in the rules.

Nov. 5, 2009 | 11:41 PM KingKeberos says:

Your Inbox is full again, mate.

P.S. ~ Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Nov. 6, 2009 | 9:06 AM Chronamut responds:

DAMNIT!

alright I will empty it :P

Nov. 6, 2009 | 1:40 AM TurtleKirby101 says:

Oh... Sorry. Luckily they havn't implemented the whiltle system yet or I'd be scewed.

Nov. 6, 2009 | 9:07 AM Chronamut responds:

its funny - ornery (art mod) msged me on aim and was like "seems you have a fan - someone flagged you" - and I was like - it was Turtlekirby wasn't it - and he was like "yeah,.. how did you know..?"

hahaha

bastard ;)

Nov. 9, 2009 | 6:05 AM BowserThedestructive says:

ID laugh and laugh some more if i asked you to review all of my remakes because i have way too many the last person who tried to review all of them it took them 4 HOURS and they still werent done and still didnt get all 400+ =)

Nov. 9, 2009 | 1:22 PM Chronamut responds:

wow looks like you have more than I do.. now. I deleted a crapload. Of course that'd only happen if you in turn reviewed all of mine ;)

Updated: Nov. 9, 2009, 1:23 PM

Nov. 10, 2009 | 1:50 PM e991e says:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/287159

Doesn't suck.

Nov. 12, 2009 | 12:26 AM Chronamut responds:

isn't epic either tho.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 12:53 AM 95688kage says:

Review my crappy ska loop pleas1!!!!111111!!!???

Nov. 15, 2009 | 2:24 AM Chronamut responds:

wtf was that- that wasnt a ska loop - that was just an imitation of that movie promo guy..